Hello Habbos, this is my first report from the road and it’s bad news.

No, Dr DJ Fox is not returning to TV to judge another talent show; it’s even worse.

Our beloved explorer & old cleaner Godfried has been murdered by that treacherous and most despicable of menacing twins, EvilBucho6.

I caught up to Godfried though just before he was eaten by the goo & he revealed information that shocked me. I recorded it all on my handy Habbo phone for your listening pleasure.

“Bucho, my boy, good to see you. Even though I am close to death, I have to say your hair is looking really, really good today (cough, cough, splutter). The black goo is from the first days of Habbo Hotel. It came from the very foundations that the Hotel was built upon. Your twin EvilBucho6 let is free from its protective chamber. It will eat up the entire Hotel (wheeze, scream of pain) if you do not stop it.”

At this point I dozed off & started browsing the web to check if Ashley Cole was up to his old text pest tricks but Godfried went on much to my happiness.

“Bucho...Bucho! Concentrate, I am now only a torso so my time is almost up. You must seek out the Crystal Fortress in the far north of Habbo. There you will find the only person who can stop it. Go now, Bucho. Fly. Fly my boy, fly (Cough, cough, long, last exhale)!”

So I am off today to go to the Crystal Fortress and seek out this mysterious person (I’m personally hoping for it to be a supermodel or fit actress because the hero always gets a kiss from them in the end. Knowing my luck it’ll be Chris Moyles and a packet of custard creams).

Check in to Habbo Hotel tomorrow to see what I find in the mysterious Crystal Fortress!