(The answer is yes by the way)

As I stand here looking out across the dominion of Habbo Hotel wondering if I have what it takes to save the day, you should know how I got to this point.

As I left the hotel gates, the goo shot mist towards me. The mist came together and merged into ghostly figures. Whilst I was hoping for a friendly spirit of Patrick Swayze to show me how to have the time of my life, it was in fact an evil spirit of old Habbo staff member UKChaserAl. He shrilled with such a high pitch that my ears began to split. But then again that was how he spoke, so I quickly readjusted.

To pass to the fortress, he said, I had to fight him to the spiritual death. What he hadn’t countered for was that he couldn’t leave the goo area. So I tipped my hat and just walked around it.

I arrived and stood proudly in the fortress on a crystal platform.

“Who are you! It is Bucho6!” I demanded.

“Son. It is Aapo, the founder of Habbo Hotel, ” a voice from the Crystal bellowed. “I awaited this day. The day when my sons would fight with Habbo at stake,” Aapo continued with my ears pricked to attention.

“You and your brother were born here in the fortress under my watchful eye and heart. The goo comes from a vault of failed pixels that mangled up and like your twin, it wants to destroy all things good about Habbo. The only way to stop it is with a pure heart, take one of the original 1x1 pixel crystals and plunge it into the centre of the goo. It will turn all of the goo into crystal forever trapping it within my control.”

“D,d, dad?” I said.

“Yes. I am your father. Now get on with it.”

“Ok, ok. Jeez. Hang on. If you are my dad, I must be owed a good few years’ worth of pocket money.”

“Is this really important right now? You must stop the gooooooooooo.” Aapo continued putting on a scary bellowing voice.

“Oh nice voice by the way.”

“Thanks, been up here a while. I felt the Brain Blessed suited better than Joe Pasquale. It is quite cold to live here, you know, crystal looks and feels cold.”

“Oh I bet as cold and empty as a Justin Lee Collins stand-up event.”

“Now go son! Take this crystal and plunge into the heart of the evil goo!”

So here I am with crystal in hand, my destiny ahead of me. I will be a hero and I will not let EvilBucho6 stop me. Just in case something happens, I have given my camera feed to gandalfthegrey. to keep check of events. Just in case...

Check in to Habbo Hotel tomorrow to see who wins, me or EvilBucho6!