Imagine my dismay: when returning from watching another classic episode of Songs of Praise, I found half of my rooms turned to complete darkness.

All the furni had been eaten up and replaced with acres of black goo. Worst still, a strange mist was coming off of the burping liquid and the air was tainted by distant howling.

Believing that Jedward were doing a rendition of Whitney Houston’s ‘I Will Always Love You’, I went to investigate with a testing tube, boomerang and large spade.

After finding nothing but mist and an old copy of the Shoot magazine from 1993, the goo ate up my testing tube.

I’ll be honest, I panicked. My pixel effect rocket pack had almost run out and I was in fear of losing my beloved Casa De Bucho room. It was at that moment when in the distance I saw him. I can’t be sure if it was real or fake, but I saw him; that part of my past that I hoped never would rear its fearsome (but incredibly handsome) head again. I saw my evil twin, EvilBucho6.

He vanished quicker than you can say “pass me the remote, Paul O’Grady is on TV again".

Is it true? Is he really alive? I am going to investigate this weekend.

I will badger-o-gram my reports back to Lost_Witness. So you will be kept in the loop at all times on this potentially disastrous occurrence.

Farewell bold adventurers and Habbos, be safe.

Check in to Habbo Hotel on Monday to see what I find!